If we hadn't any women in the world Sheet music for the piano and lyrics titled 'If we hadn't any women in the world' . The cover is the title and illustrations of men doing jobs like there is a fat man cooking, a thin man washing clothes and there is a man in a park, on a bench with his arm like it was wrapped around a woman. There are also illustrations of a cot, a pushchair and a highchair. On the right hand side there is a photograph of Joe Archer with his left hand raised and his right hand on his hip. 1905