There'll be no Beano There Sheet music for piano and lyrics. (7 pages total) The cover depicts a man wearing a brown tartan jacket over a grey suit. He holds a pipe in his left hand, and the right hand is in his pocket. He has on a grey hat and is smiling at the viewer. There are two other smaller illustrations. One is of two women and a man drinking at a table. The other is of a crowd of shouting men.