There Never Never Were Such Times Sheet music for piano and voice, titled "There Never Never Were Such Times", appearing as two bifold folio sheets (8 pages total). The front cover depicts two men looking at each other. The man on the left has short eyebrows and a small beard, and is wearing a white hat, a red and green striped top with a black collar, white shorts, grey tights and black shoes. The man on the right is dressed as a woman, with long braided blonde hair, a black hat, a grey buttoned top and a red and yellow patterned skirt, with yellow shoes