English As She Is Spoke. Sheet music for piano and voice, titled "English As She Is Spoke.", appearing as 6 photocopied sheets (12 pages total). The front cover depicts a portrait of Charles Coborn in a suit. This portrait is surrounded by various smaller illustrations. Clockwise from Coborn's portrait: Royal Guards with the speech "HUM YUM YUM YAH!!!"; An old man holding a Bible towards a woman with the speech "I SWEAR TO..."; A man in a suit (pinstripe trousers, red waiscoat, black jacket) holding one hand to his ear and the other holding a newspaper titled 'The Echo'; A man dressed in black (presumably a train conductor) with the speech "CHANGE HERE FOR..."; A man riding a wooden carriage and holding reins, with the speech "KIM HUP YE, ETC. ETC."; A man with the speech "TO BAY OR NUT TO BAY THAT IS THE QUASHTION (HAMLET)".