Buy a bicycle Sheet music for piano and voice titled, “Buy a bicycle”, appearing as two folio sheets (8 pages total). Cover depicts three scenes in lithograph: traffic chaos involving a bicycle, a horse, a female pedestrian and a policeman looking on in alarm; a man with his fists up shouting after a careering cyclist, “come back yer lop eard long nosed spider legged masher & I’ll knock the stuffin’ out of yer”; a stout man losing his hat chasing a cyclist who is thumbing his nose at him. 1898